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Character: Kudou Kazahaya
Series: Lawful Drug (aka: Gouhou Drug and Legal Drug) ( Remedy: A Gouhou Drug Site )
Character Age: 17
Cannon:
Kudou Kazahaya has a gift. When he touches a person or an object, he sees visions, but he has no money and no place to stay. Enter the Green Drug pharmacy. In exchange for working in the store, he gets room and board. In order to make ends meet there's a catch--he must take on "special" assignments from his boss that can only be handled by someone with his gift.
Trusting, energetic, and a little bit spastic, Kazahaya isn't stupid.... He's just a little too trusting and a lot naive. His side jobs run anywhere from hunting down old vases and book to cross-dressing and hunting down invisible fireflies. His gift allows him to shuffle through memories of the objects, but more often than not, the memories roll him and he ends up getting toyed with by them. He's very intuitive, athletic, and caring, and he's very defensive about his shortcomings and is easily riled.
Sample post
I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Anyone who saw me yesterday--that wasn't me! Well, it was me, but it wasn't, I swear! It's really hard to explain, but the groping, growling, humping, and chasing... IT WASN'T ME! So I'm sorry. I really am. I didn't mean to--I didn't think--God, this is so hard to explain.
I got to camp yesterday. This was supposed to be a pretty easy job--just go, find out what's going on, and make yourself useful. I was getting paid a lot--a lot--and that idiot Rikuo wasn't coming so I was even more excited and didn't ask any questions. I've never been to a summer camp before so this was going to be a great adventure... and then I got here and the shotguns and the zombies and... I don't know how to shoot a gun! So I threw it at him and ran. I was just about to one of the cabins when I tripped over something and fell against a tree....
Uh... after that, things are still a little confusing. The tree apparently held a lot of really strong memories about the gorillas at this camp.... which were a little... overwhelming and um... I did a lot of bad stuff, and I'm sorry. I wasn't in control of myself. One of the gorillas thought this was a good thing (?), cornered me, and slapped me hard enough to knock me out. The entire left side of my head is now swollen, tender to the touch, and probably bruised spectacularly. I'm not sure how they got marriage from that--or even where a gorilla found a wedding dress in the first place, but it does lead me to the main point of posting here:
I know I did really stupid things yesterday, and I'm extremely sorry; but could someone who's really nice and really forgiving please, please, please get me out of this gorilla nest before he gets back and tries to consummate anything?
Please?
Current Mood: distressed
Voting (only cried for an hour)
Series: Lawful Drug (aka: Gouhou Drug and Legal Drug) ( Remedy: A Gouhou Drug Site )
Character Age: 17
Cannon:
Kudou Kazahaya has a gift. When he touches a person or an object, he sees visions, but he has no money and no place to stay. Enter the Green Drug pharmacy. In exchange for working in the store, he gets room and board. In order to make ends meet there's a catch--he must take on "special" assignments from his boss that can only be handled by someone with his gift.
Trusting, energetic, and a little bit spastic, Kazahaya isn't stupid.... He's just a little too trusting and a lot naive. His side jobs run anywhere from hunting down old vases and book to cross-dressing and hunting down invisible fireflies. His gift allows him to shuffle through memories of the objects, but more often than not, the memories roll him and he ends up getting toyed with by them. He's very intuitive, athletic, and caring, and he's very defensive about his shortcomings and is easily riled.
Sample post
I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Anyone who saw me yesterday--that wasn't me! Well, it was me, but it wasn't, I swear! It's really hard to explain, but the groping, growling, humping, and chasing... IT WASN'T ME! So I'm sorry. I really am. I didn't mean to--I didn't think--God, this is so hard to explain.
I got to camp yesterday. This was supposed to be a pretty easy job--just go, find out what's going on, and make yourself useful. I was getting paid a lot--a lot--and that idiot Rikuo wasn't coming so I was even more excited and didn't ask any questions. I've never been to a summer camp before so this was going to be a great adventure... and then I got here and the shotguns and the zombies and... I don't know how to shoot a gun! So I threw it at him and ran. I was just about to one of the cabins when I tripped over something and fell against a tree....
Uh... after that, things are still a little confusing. The tree apparently held a lot of really strong memories about the gorillas at this camp.... which were a little... overwhelming and um... I did a lot of bad stuff, and I'm sorry. I wasn't in control of myself. One of the gorillas thought this was a good thing (?), cornered me, and slapped me hard enough to knock me out. The entire left side of my head is now swollen, tender to the touch, and probably bruised spectacularly. I'm not sure how they got marriage from that--or even where a gorilla found a wedding dress in the first place, but it does lead me to the main point of posting here:
I know I did really stupid things yesterday, and I'm extremely sorry; but could someone who's really nice and really forgiving please, please, please get me out of this gorilla nest before he gets back and tries to consummate anything?
Please?
Current Mood: distressed
Voting (only cried for an hour)